Okay. I cheated.

[conuly]

1. If I'm correct (and Wikipedia is confirming that this is a legit copy... more or less...) Hermione modified her own parents memories?

I knew it! That girl belonged in Slytherin the whole time. Except for the whole muggleborn thing.

(And if I'm wrong, somebody please correct me and I'll hie me to a bookstore after the water festival tomorrow.)

"Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's"

This is me, snickering like a 10 year old over here. It's nice to know that JK still has the power to amuse.

So, the entire second half of the book is crap. But honestly, I kinda expected that, so it was fine.

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[darkpoole.livejournal.com]

"Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's"

Ron: "Twelve Fail Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls ... I've learned a lot, You'd be surprised; it's not all about wandwork, either."

I did a double-take on that one. It can't possibly NOT be a euphamism.

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

Little ronnikins is over 17. So he's a horny bastard who likes to use euphemisms.
That's alright too.