conuly

I got a fortune cookie today with three fortunes inside.

You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life (in bed!).
You are an exciting and inspiring person (in bed!).
You are going to take a trip to the seaside (in... wait, what?).

That last one is an actual prediction? COOOOOOL.

Of course, it's a lousy one, rather like "you'll keep breathing for at least a little while". Sooner or later, just about everybody visits the beach, unless they're deliberately avoiding it in order to prove a fortune cookie wrong.