Fortune cookies...
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conuly
I got a fortune cookie today with three fortunes inside.
You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life (in bed!).
You are an exciting and inspiring person (in bed!).
You are going to take a trip to the seaside (in... wait, what?).
That last one is an actual prediction? COOOOOOL.
Of course, it's a lousy one, rather like "you'll keep breathing for at least a little while". Sooner or later, just about everybody visits the beach, unless they're deliberately avoiding it in order to prove a fortune cookie wrong.
You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life (in bed!).
You are an exciting and inspiring person (in bed!).
You are going to take a trip to the seaside (in... wait, what?).
That last one is an actual prediction? COOOOOOL.
Of course, it's a lousy one, rather like "you'll keep breathing for at least a little while". Sooner or later, just about everybody visits the beach, unless they're deliberately avoiding it in order to prove a fortune cookie wrong.
