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[conuly]

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems

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[wodhaund.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure why, but I find that line to be incredibly amusing.

[conuly]

You must mean morbid and creepifying.

[wodhaund.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I have a wickedly dark sense of humor, and pictured vampires who looked like little kids trying to get all the milkshake out of the cup in one fell swoop. It was a ridiculously amusing mental image.

[ladyshrew.livejournal.com]

Me too! Guess I'm morbid and creepifying also...

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

All I can think of to say in reply is "that really sucks."

[neurotica0.livejournal.com]

That perhaps shouldn't be as funny to me as it is.

[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

This amuses me, since I managed to cut open a third of my index finger today and was bleeding all over. Definately hits on the dark humor for me.

[satyrblade.livejournal.com]

You've got River! Cool!

[polydad.livejournal.com]

So *that's* how we get Republicans!

[adiva_calandia]

*giggles* Hey, I'm inspired.

[marveen.livejournal.com]

I knew that.

[pne.livejournal.com]

That sounds really fast.

On the other hand, 8 seconds is longer than it sounds.

[packbat.livejournal.com]

How long to fill it back up again, I wonder?

[wodhaund.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure why, but I find that line to be incredibly amusing.

[conuly]

You must mean morbid and creepifying.

[wodhaund.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I have a wickedly dark sense of humor, and pictured vampires who looked like little kids trying to get all the milkshake out of the cup in one fell swoop. It was a ridiculously amusing mental image.

[ladyshrew.livejournal.com]

Me too! Guess I'm morbid and creepifying also...

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

All I can think of to say in reply is "that really sucks."

[neurotica0.livejournal.com]

That perhaps shouldn't be as funny to me as it is.

[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

This amuses me, since I managed to cut open a third of my index finger today and was bleeding all over. Definately hits on the dark humor for me.

[satyrblade.livejournal.com]

You've got River! Cool!

[polydad.livejournal.com]

So *that's* how we get Republicans!

[adiva_calandia]

*giggles* Hey, I'm inspired.

[marveen.livejournal.com]

I knew that.

[pne.livejournal.com]

That sounds really fast.

On the other hand, 8 seconds is longer than it sounds.

[packbat.livejournal.com]

How long to fill it back up again, I wonder?