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[conuly]

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems

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Comments

[wodhaund.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure why, but I find that line to be incredibly amusing.

[conuly]

You must mean morbid and creepifying.

[wodhaund.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I have a wickedly dark sense of humor, and pictured vampires who looked like little kids trying to get all the milkshake out of the cup in one fell swoop. It was a ridiculously amusing mental image.

[ladyshrew.livejournal.com]

Me too! Guess I'm morbid and creepifying also...