I am not a pirate.

[conuly]

Were I a pirate, I would be actively fighting this blatant pirate prejudice displayed by mocking my traditional accent. Arr.

I mean. Um. Die, landlubbers?

*sighs*

Okay, fine. Maybe I am a pirate. But I don't have to talk like one. *nodnodnod* Those days ended with "Connie wanna cracker?" in my infancy.

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[mortaine.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that, but am completely unsurprised, considering how frequently I want to shift into ME when doing Pirate-speak.