You know what?

[conuly]

Eating is disgusting. I don't want to have to see people eating in public. It's all those orifices and noise and it all ends up in the toilet anyway. You should eat in the toilet, save yourself a trip - and this way, the rest of us wouldn't have to be forced to watch your disgusting little habit. Oh, I know it's a natural function, but none of us wants to see it in public. It's obscene! Your mouth is used in sex. That's why civilized people cover their mouths with veils and whatnot. Doesn't your partner care that your mouth is now being used for things other than kissing them? That's sick and perverted, you know. Stop it! Stop eating in front of me! That's horrible! I'm going to complain to somebody. They'll make you stop.

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[conuly]

Well, when nursing, the baby isn't screaming. And here in NYC, we can all go topless! So that part doesn't follow. (I'm all for supporting people's rights to go sans shirts and bras and whatnot, even without a baby or penis.)

But the slurpy noises, I hear that. Unfortunately. Guess you shouldn't ever hear me drink a cup of water, though.... I'm told it's quite scary.