Seriously, how do you do this?

[conuly]

How do you introduce yourself as Mr. Jesus Christ while keeping a straight face? How do you deal with the comments that are sure to follow? How the hell do you get a judge to agree to this when I know for a fact you can't get your name legally changed to, for example, Empress of the Universe? I'd really like to know.

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[conuly]

Seriously, I don't care what your reasoning is, you don't take God's name. In vain or otherwise!

(And this goes for every god. I don't like it when people name their boys Artemis either, and even Diana makes me twitchy)

[ladyshrew.livejournal.com]

Yes, I really despise people naming their kids Athena. What kinda complex are you trying to give them?! So glad someone else hates this too. lol

And they name their BOYS Artemis?! o_O