PSA

[conuly]

There's a mutating virus going around that causes people to wantonly change their usernames. If you feel any of the following symptoms, please disconnect your computer until it goes away:

1. A desire to change your username
2. A willingness to spend $15 US on a username change
3. A general idea that your username should match a. your real name b. your email or c. your latest fandom

This virus is very dangerous and may disturb casual viewers of your journal. Please, if you feel you are infected, do not succumb!

Comments

[leora.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... change my username... hmm...

[conuly]

*grabs the squirrel*

Come back here, or the squirrel gets it! I MEAN IT!

[leora.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't threaten the squirrel or I'll have to pull out my dangerous userpics.

[conuly]

Don't threaten a namechange. Those are scawwy.

[leora.livejournal.com]

Okay, put down the squirrel and I'll put down the name change. Besides, I like my username. I chose it figuring I'd want to pick something I'd be happy keeping. But it does get a fair bit of spam.

[conuly]

*hugs the squirrel cautiously*

Okay. You can have it back.

[bridgetester.livejournal.com]

It could change to black on her unexpectedly too.