Link stolen from everyone.
The pastoral fields and white frame houses appear at peace, but this Pennsylvania farm town is deeply at war over teaching Darwin or Christian creationism in its schools.
*strikes Pennsylvania off of the list of states worth living in*
Since last year the school board voted to have high school biology teachers raise doubts about Darwin's 145-year-old theory and suggest an alternative Christian explanation for life. The city has since been deeply riven over the issue of separation of church and state.
What deeply riven? It's like this. YOU DO NOT WANT THE CHURCH MEDDLING IN THE STATE. YOU DO NOT WANT THE STATE MEDDLING IN THE CHURCH. You *really* do not want religion to be some sort of "majority rules" thing (unlike the government) because the last thing you want is for your religion to become the minority and end up persecuted for it.
In January the school board ordered teachers to tell students that Darwinism is not proved, and to teach as well an alternate theory, "intelligent design," which posits that a grand creator, God, is responsible for the development of living organisms.
1. Proven
2. Nothing in science is proven. That's the point of science.
3. If you have to posit things which can't be shown by the evidence, it's not science.
"Darwin's theory is a theory ... not a fact," the school board declared in their statement to the teachers. "Intelligent design is an explanation of the origin of life that differs from Darwin's view," said the report.
The strength of the scientific method is that there are no facts. Bad school board! Bad!
The command landed in the sprawling, red-brick Dover high school like a bomb. Biology teachers refused to read it, while around 15 students walked out in protest.
Good teachers. Good students. You get a cookie.
"Creation is why we are here," said retired teacher Virginia Doll, defending the introduction of religion into the biology classes.
Um, I suppose...?
"We have a rather religious town, the God we serve is important in everything we do," she said.
You can say the same thing for Iranians, or the Taliban. And, in fact, I will.
On the other side was clergyman Warren Esbach. "I'm opposed to any group who wants to establish a theocracy. I come from a church who fled Germany in the 18th century for religious freedom," Esbach said.
Exactly. *hands out more cookies*
"If we continue to indoctrinate our young people with non-religious principles, we're headed for an internal destruction of this society," he said.
They've been saying that since Copernicus. Ooh...
"Evolution is just a theory and there are other theories," Mummert explained, smiling through his beard.
Do you know what the word theory means, sir? Sir?
There is such a complexity in life, and science wants to hang its hat on a belief that life somehow started -- they say there is no creator, no order ... I believe there is a creator," he said.
*yawns* I hate to do this, but...
So what created the creator?
Now, seriously. Scientifically, the existence of a deity can neither be proven nor disproven, so you're bearing false witness against science.
"Christians are a lot more bold under Bush's leadership, he speaks what a lot of us believe," said Mummert.
*is now very scared*
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture," he said, adding that the school board's declaration is just a first step.
*cracks up laughing*
Oh, man. You have to read that again!
It took 30 or 40 years to eliminate God in school, it will take probably 30 or 40 years to get him back. You take a little step first, a little bite, then another little bite and another," said Steve Farrell, a nursery keeper, who dreams of the return to prayer in class.
Oh crap. Maybe there's inhabitable planets in other solar systems I can move to....
So, idea. Who wants to work with me to remove the teachings of that heretic Copernicus from our public schools? I mean, the Bible clearly states that the sun goes around the earth, right? As do the stars, of course. And we can see this every day, just by looking up!
The pastoral fields and white frame houses appear at peace, but this Pennsylvania farm town is deeply at war over teaching Darwin or Christian creationism in its schools.
*strikes Pennsylvania off of the list of states worth living in*
Since last year the school board voted to have high school biology teachers raise doubts about Darwin's 145-year-old theory and suggest an alternative Christian explanation for life. The city has since been deeply riven over the issue of separation of church and state.
What deeply riven? It's like this. YOU DO NOT WANT THE CHURCH MEDDLING IN THE STATE. YOU DO NOT WANT THE STATE MEDDLING IN THE CHURCH. You *really* do not want religion to be some sort of "majority rules" thing (unlike the government) because the last thing you want is for your religion to become the minority and end up persecuted for it.
In January the school board ordered teachers to tell students that Darwinism is not proved, and to teach as well an alternate theory, "intelligent design," which posits that a grand creator, God, is responsible for the development of living organisms.
1. Proven
2. Nothing in science is proven. That's the point of science.
3. If you have to posit things which can't be shown by the evidence, it's not science.
"Darwin's theory is a theory ... not a fact," the school board declared in their statement to the teachers. "Intelligent design is an explanation of the origin of life that differs from Darwin's view," said the report.
The strength of the scientific method is that there are no facts. Bad school board! Bad!
The command landed in the sprawling, red-brick Dover high school like a bomb. Biology teachers refused to read it, while around 15 students walked out in protest.
Good teachers. Good students. You get a cookie.
"Creation is why we are here," said retired teacher Virginia Doll, defending the introduction of religion into the biology classes.
Um, I suppose...?
"We have a rather religious town, the God we serve is important in everything we do," she said.
You can say the same thing for Iranians, or the Taliban. And, in fact, I will.
On the other side was clergyman Warren Esbach. "I'm opposed to any group who wants to establish a theocracy. I come from a church who fled Germany in the 18th century for religious freedom," Esbach said.
Exactly. *hands out more cookies*
"If we continue to indoctrinate our young people with non-religious principles, we're headed for an internal destruction of this society," he said.
They've been saying that since Copernicus. Ooh...
"Evolution is just a theory and there are other theories," Mummert explained, smiling through his beard.
Do you know what the word theory means, sir? Sir?
There is such a complexity in life, and science wants to hang its hat on a belief that life somehow started -- they say there is no creator, no order ... I believe there is a creator," he said.
*yawns* I hate to do this, but...
So what created the creator?
Now, seriously. Scientifically, the existence of a deity can neither be proven nor disproven, so you're bearing false witness against science.
"Christians are a lot more bold under Bush's leadership, he speaks what a lot of us believe," said Mummert.
*is now very scared*
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture," he said, adding that the school board's declaration is just a first step.
*cracks up laughing*
Oh, man. You have to read that again!
It took 30 or 40 years to eliminate God in school, it will take probably 30 or 40 years to get him back. You take a little step first, a little bite, then another little bite and another," said Steve Farrell, a nursery keeper, who dreams of the return to prayer in class.
Oh crap. Maybe there's inhabitable planets in other solar systems I can move to....
So, idea. Who wants to work with me to remove the teachings of that heretic Copernicus from our public schools? I mean, the Bible clearly states that the sun goes around the earth, right? As do the stars, of course. And we can see this every day, just by looking up!
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