Deconstruction of some anonyspam...

[conuly]

yeah i just wanna let ya know that ur an anoying selfish bitch of a fucking person........... now get lost dearie!!!

:)

p.s. did i mention ur a bitch?

Ouch. That hurts, it really does.

yeah i just wanna let ya know

Oh. She wants to let me know this? I'm very glad to know that it's not being posted under duress. I'd hate to think that an evil alien force is causing people to insult me against their will.

that ur an anoying selfish bitch of a fucking person

Ur is an ancient Sumerian city...

And I'm very glad to know that I am an anoying selfish bitch of a fucking person. I didn't know I was of any person, but if I am, I'm glad to know that it is somebody who copulates regularly. Of a person... is this a reference to Handmaid's Tale? Offred and Ofglen? Offuckingperson! I really like that name!

...........

Let me introduce our friend, the ellipsis. There are only ever three dots in an ellipsis. I shudder to think how many poor, innocent dots died to make this monstrosity.

now get lost dearie!!!

Sweetie, this is my journal. I don't have to get lost from anywhere, you twit!

:)

Aw, she's smiling at me! God knows why, but if this makes her happy, more power to her.

p.s. did i mention ur a bitch?

I believe you may have mentioned it, yes. But if you're so unsure, why don't you scroll up and check? It's not that hard.

*dramatic eyeroll*

Ditz.

(I say her because most people on LJ are female. I could, of course, be wrong in this case, but... yeah, whatever, don't care)

Whoever this is didn't leave a name, but I've got an IP address: 69.173.171.167

69? And she called me a fucking person!

Comments

[malantha.livejournal.com]

People actually flame with smilies in them a lot. It's idiot-speak for "I'm pretending to be really amused by making you angry so that you get even more angry at me being so nonchalant about insulting you."

It makes no sense, really. :P

[targaff.livejournal.com]

I know someone who does the real life, actually - saying something you know is meant insultingly but is said in a manner that can immediately be defended with "but I was only joking" when you call them on it. It's one of the most annoying character traits I've ever come across.