Deconstruction of some anonyspam...

[conuly]

yeah i just wanna let ya know that ur an anoying selfish bitch of a fucking person........... now get lost dearie!!!

:)

p.s. did i mention ur a bitch?

Ouch. That hurts, it really does.

yeah i just wanna let ya know

Oh. She wants to let me know this? I'm very glad to know that it's not being posted under duress. I'd hate to think that an evil alien force is causing people to insult me against their will.

that ur an anoying selfish bitch of a fucking person

Ur is an ancient Sumerian city...

And I'm very glad to know that I am an anoying selfish bitch of a fucking person. I didn't know I was of any person, but if I am, I'm glad to know that it is somebody who copulates regularly. Of a person... is this a reference to Handmaid's Tale? Offred and Ofglen? Offuckingperson! I really like that name!

...........

Let me introduce our friend, the ellipsis. There are only ever three dots in an ellipsis. I shudder to think how many poor, innocent dots died to make this monstrosity.

now get lost dearie!!!

Sweetie, this is my journal. I don't have to get lost from anywhere, you twit!

:)

Aw, she's smiling at me! God knows why, but if this makes her happy, more power to her.

p.s. did i mention ur a bitch?

I believe you may have mentioned it, yes. But if you're so unsure, why don't you scroll up and check? It's not that hard.

*dramatic eyeroll*

Ditz.

(I say her because most people on LJ are female. I could, of course, be wrong in this case, but... yeah, whatever, don't care)

Whoever this is didn't leave a name, but I've got an IP address: 69.173.171.167

69? And she called me a fucking person!

Comments

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Tch. That's not even a good flame.

[padawank.livejournal.com]

Blech, idjit. And how can you use the IP address to find out where people are from? *wonders because she has to check something*

[conuly]

I have absolutely no idea. I just use it to make sure that nope, it's not *insert username here*!

[conuly]

I know. But I hardly ever get drama here, so it really toook me by surprise.

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

Where'd this happen?

[conuly]

One post down. Deleted it, though.

[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

I was trying to figure out how you would "get lost" from your own journal as well. Maybe you are a "selfish bitch" for not sharing your account with others?

That really was one of the dumbest flames ever. I'd think it was a joke if it wasn't done anonymously. Of course the smilie is what makes it seem like a joke.

[conuly]

Oh, it's a joke anyway, just probably not an intentional one.

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

Damn. What was it aboot?

[nerdinium.livejournal.com]

I did something called an 'nslookup' and found out their isp is adelphia:

69-173-171-167.sbtnvt.adelphia.net

If you wanted to, you could write a nastygram to abuse@adelphia.net complaining about this person, and they might actually do something - probably a warning to whoever it was.

[kayt-arminta.livejournal.com]

in Windows, go to "Start", "run" type in "command" without the ", new window pops up, type "tracert ipnumber" (again, without the " and ipaddress= the full IP addy, with periods and everything.)

OR, go to http://www.kloth.net/services/nslookup.php and enter the IP addy in the domain box. further hints are at the bottom of the page

[emmyceru.livejournal.com]

http://psacake.com/web/eg.asp if you go to that site you can look up people's IP.

[malantha.livejournal.com]

People actually flame with smilies in them a lot. It's idiot-speak for "I'm pretending to be really amused by making you angry so that you get even more angry at me being so nonchalant about insulting you."

It makes no sense, really. :P

[malantha.livejournal.com]

You can also look up *about* where they're located geographically using the IP Address Locator at http://www.geobytes.com (http://www.geobytes.com).

It's not exact, but it'll give you an idea. For example, when I put in my IP it says I'm in Waterbury, CT which is only about 30 minutes away from me. :D

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

Ooohhh, I bet you're scared! They sound so CLEVAR!

[conuly]

The post is still there. I just deleted the comment.

[rho]

It isn't even a flame. It's far too inane and pathetic to be a flame. It may be an attempt at a flame, but I refuse to give it the honour of going by that name. 0.5 out of 10 for effort, and 0 out of 10 for execution. Truly hopeless.

[conuly]

Terrified. Quaking in my boots.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

bet you suspected me!!!! but it wasn't. drat, i missed a chance to start boring fights. blech! hey con, sorry i didn;t call. was running around a coast gaurd base all dratted day.

[conuly]

Your IP address starts with 205. I already knew it wasn't you.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

well, sometimes it does, i guess. but i am not at gramma's....i am in mariner's harbor

[targaff.livejournal.com]

I know someone who does the real life, actually - saying something you know is meant insultingly but is said in a manner that can immediately be defended with "but I was only joking" when you call them on it. It's one of the most annoying character traits I've ever come across.

[literalgirl.livejournal.com]

Someone reacted that way to your hysterical "I don't care" post? I am so confused?!?!

[conuly]

No, no. The one about the post in book_icons. I actually thought it might be the OP of the post I linked to, but the writing styles don't match up.

On the other hand, it could be very obviously faked.

[literalgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I don't really get what could be offensive about that post either. Sometimes I feel so "in the dark" about what people are thinking!

At least you are having some fun with it! :-)