So, I have my period.

[conuly]

And a fever!

So I sent Lizziey out to get me some emergency pads. Apparently, the only ones that weren't teenytiny were kotex silent wrappers. So, of course, I ran around the house like an idiot yelling "YAY! NOW NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I HAVE MY PERIOD! YAY!"

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[push-the-limits.livejournal.com]

It's been 5 months since my hysterectomy, and STILL, every month, I'd like to go hug my gynecologist for taking all that shit out. You'll probably hear it from me every month, too. I had Adenomyosis, a prolapsed uterus, and an ovarian cyst, though. Ick.

Silent wrappers. LOL.

[conuly]

Wow.

Yes, silent wrappers. They're stealthy. Slowly, silently, they stalk the dread monster menses, killing it in a flash of light, then - silence once more. The prey is dead, sufficing only to feed the young that was once... a silent wrapper.