FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

[conuly]

It must be hard to be an Onion writer nowadays. You just can't tell anymore which headlines are satirical!

Case in point: Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them

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[spiralsheep]

You're right. They probably fired the entire personnel department for the thought crime of DEI.