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Sep. 16th, 2004 05:49 pm
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It's amazing. But apparently gay people have monsters growing out of their necks! Or maybe it's dentists. Dentists have monsters growing out of their necks. And they rape angels! All the time, it's all about the angel-rape.

And G-d, despite having written a Bible full of tons of stuff, has an amazing preoccupation with homosexuality. Not shrimp, and not charity, and certainly not loving thy neighbor as thyself, it's all about the sex.

(I suspect that this says more of the minds of the readers than the writer)

Date: 2004-09-16 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rantinan.livejournal.com
Still doesent have anything on the latest one on halloween.


Xposted speculations from my own journal
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1053/1053_01.asp

soo if you watch buffy it'll make you take the lords name in vain, turn helloween into your favorite holiday, AND convert you into a satan worshiping witch that names your child "buffy" only to see her get converted by the redoubtable lil' suzy, who must be some sort of militant ignorant born again dwarf since she's been apearing in chick tracts for 20 odd years.

Ok this is brilliant in an odd fucking way.

I'm gonna have to start re-watching buffy.

I am currently rescripting that tract to fit my interpretaion. Mabye one of the red pen of doom brigade will be so kind as to check my spelling and grammer once I'm done, but before i fire up paintshop.

Date: 2004-09-16 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rantinan.livejournal.com
I know where my weaknesses are. Espically in thinking of words as pictures. If it looks right phoenetically, I'm stuffed :)

Date: 2004-09-16 06:23 pm (UTC)
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Eheh. Get that man a history book. I particularly love "Jesus created everything." *dies laughing*

Date: 2004-09-16 08:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] rachelkachel
Technically, since Jesus and God are the same, he did, if God did.

I'm not getting involved in the rest of this, but I had to make one snarky comment :P

Date: 2004-09-16 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] staircase-wit.livejournal.com
Oh it IS brilliant.

The most brilliant thing, in my opinion, is the transliteration of Samhain into "Saman." One letter off from Satan. Of course, it's pronounced smething like "Soo-whain." Unfortunately, there's no entry for the holiday/diety on Merriam-Webster.com, or I'd hook you up with a pronounciation guide.

It also belies the anti-Catholic stance of Jack Chick. You see, St. Michael defeated Satan, not Jesus. I'm not sure if this is Cannon or Apocrypha, but it is generally accepted angelology. I mean, if it wasn't well known before, it is now after "Gangs of New York's" opening scene. (I love that movie's opening... it has the weird "Pagan Christian" feeling one gets from reading Beowulf).

I don't know that much about the history of the British Isles to vouche for the human sacrifice details, except that the druids did perform it and the non-Christian Romans did what they could to wipe it out. I'm sure Jack Chick's facts are distorted, simply because they're Jack Chick's facts (e.g., he said "IHS" on the Catholic Host stands for "Isis, Horus, Set").

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