Update!

[conuly]

It's amazing. But apparently gay people have monsters growing out of their necks! Or maybe it's dentists. Dentists have monsters growing out of their necks. And they rape angels! All the time, it's all about the angel-rape.

And G-d, despite having written a Bible full of tons of stuff, has an amazing preoccupation with homosexuality. Not shrimp, and not charity, and certainly not loving thy neighbor as thyself, it's all about the sex.

(I suspect that this says more of the minds of the readers than the writer)

Comments

[mizemm.livejournal.com]

That was amazing.. I wonder what the neck monster thing was about??

I'm linking to this post in my journal.

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

Oh please. You can't recognize devil spirits when you see 'em? Those were their own personal imps, there to torment and tempt them.

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

That was *sniff* beautiful.

[conuly]

Yeah, it's nothing I haven't said before. What can I say, Jack Chick + Stupid Troll = inspiration!

[pyrokinesis.livejournal.com]

"If anyone tries to make you gay, stay away from them!"

Oh, dearie me.

[conuly]

Because we should only stay near people who want us to be depressed.

[drapery.livejournal.com]

Apparently gays are also trying to get everyone in prison. *rolls eyes* And they are EVIL, STINKY SODOMITES that worshipped Satan and were possessed by devils and hated God. Oh noes!1 Moral of the comic: Don't love who you want to love. IT'S WRONG!

Hrm, and it's funny, because I've never seen a school that specifically banned you from speaking of Jesus or having a bible with you (as long as you're not reading it in the middle of class or something.)

[missfahrenheit.livejournal.com]

This is only vaguely relevant, but it's an interesting point nonetheless. To me, the UK always seems more of a liberal country than the USA, with religion having less dominance especially in areas such as the media (I believe if someone said 'God bless the UK', they'd probably be laughed off the air). But I've always seen it implied that any direct religious/Christian teaching (in a sort of 'now class, we're all going to say a prayer to thank God for this wonderful [insert object here]') is banned in schools in the USA, whereas, as far as I'm aware, UK schools are required by law to have some form of collective worship each day. And, unless the school is specifically Muslim/Hindu/Sikh/Jewish/Catholic/Etc, the worship is broadly Christian. My grammar school had us down at the cathedral three times a year, assemblies with prayers at least twice a week, Jerusalem as the school hymn and The Prayer of St Francis read at us at every available oppertunity...

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

God really does hate people who eat shrimp, by the way. I think it's because he's a fan of the ban Mudvayne, so he doesn't want people to eat shimp due to them having mudveins.

I'll have to ask Jack Chick about it, as his supernatural power to see the demons growing out of dentists' necks allow him to understand better the Divine Will of the Lord our God.

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

"God doesn't want anyone to go to hell."

Then why the fuck did It set it up in the first place, and why the fuck did It give man free will so he could sin? Why did It invent such a thing as sin, while we're at it?

The simple lack of logic makes my brain hurt.

Also, the part where it's said that homosexuality is bad is Leviticus. Which is before Jesus, who said a lot of things very much different from Leviticus. And Chick generally refers to Jesus as the saviour. Not Leviticus. Fancy that.

*goes and bites her pillow in rage*

[conuly]

And Leviticus 1. also says a whole lot of other things, like the infamous "keep kosher" and 2. may not even apply to common people and 3. might not actually say "gay sex is wrong". There's some interpretation there.

[malantha.livejournal.com]

jack chick is amazing.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Oh, I had to add two more observations...

God is Abraham Lincoln, and the Star of Bethleham is a dotted line terminating in an arrow. I didn't know this. Studying methologies is fun!

[jedirita.livejournal.com]

I'm such a fan of Chick Tracts! They're so grotesque. What I'm wondering, though, is how come he left out the part about Lot offering his virgin daughters to the mob to be raped instead of the angels?

My favorite Chick Tract is the one where little Timmy gets hit by a car, and little Johnny asks his Mommy if Timmy is in hell. And she says, "Well, if Timmy never accepted Jesus into his heart, then yes, he is in hell." And the tract shows the Devil torturing eight-year-old Timmy in hell, while Johnny resolves to save all his schoolmates at recess. Yep, that's sure the way to get people to love God!

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

Still doesent have anything on the latest one on halloween.


Xposted speculations from my own journal
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1053/1053_01.asp

soo if you watch buffy it'll make you take the lords name in vain, turn helloween into your favorite holiday, AND convert you into a satan worshiping witch that names your child "buffy" only to see her get converted by the redoubtable lil' suzy, who must be some sort of militant ignorant born again dwarf since she's been apearing in chick tracts for 20 odd years.

Ok this is brilliant in an odd fucking way.

I'm gonna have to start re-watching buffy.

I am currently rescripting that tract to fit my interpretaion. Mabye one of the red pen of doom brigade will be so kind as to check my spelling and grammer once I'm done, but before i fire up paintshop.

[conuly]

Grammar.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Dear Jack,

I don't think God wants you to do crack.

Anxiously,
Manon

[hopefulnebula]

He's right about one thing in this one: They're irresitible, but in a perverse sort of way. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0900/0900_01.asp

Parody

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

The parodies are even MORE perversely irresistable.

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

What a pity the Cthulhu Chick Tract (http://atheism.about.com/b/a/048907.htm), "Who Will Be Eaten First?", is no more. That was definitely the best one. *eldritch grin*

[spankmepink.livejournal.com]

I like the little box at the bottom. Check here if you accept Jesus: []Yes []No.
I wonder what would happen if you checked no and gave it back?

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

*rubs head in agony*

And this is one of those reasons why I just couldn't bring myself to accept or respect Christianity...or even believe God existed...for a LONG time.

[conuly]

Yeah, Jack Chick is definitely not helping Christianity here.

[mizemm.livejournal.com]

That was amazing.. I wonder what the neck monster thing was about??

I'm linking to this post in my journal.

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

Oh please. You can't recognize devil spirits when you see 'em? Those were their own personal imps, there to torment and tempt them.

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

That was *sniff* beautiful.

[conuly]

Yeah, it's nothing I haven't said before. What can I say, Jack Chick + Stupid Troll = inspiration!

[pyrokinesis.livejournal.com]

"If anyone tries to make you gay, stay away from them!"

Oh, dearie me.

[conuly]

Because we should only stay near people who want us to be depressed.

[drapery.livejournal.com]

Apparently gays are also trying to get everyone in prison. *rolls eyes* And they are EVIL, STINKY SODOMITES that worshipped Satan and were possessed by devils and hated God. Oh noes!1 Moral of the comic: Don't love who you want to love. IT'S WRONG!

Hrm, and it's funny, because I've never seen a school that specifically banned you from speaking of Jesus or having a bible with you (as long as you're not reading it in the middle of class or something.)

[missfahrenheit.livejournal.com]

This is only vaguely relevant, but it's an interesting point nonetheless. To me, the UK always seems more of a liberal country than the USA, with religion having less dominance especially in areas such as the media (I believe if someone said 'God bless the UK', they'd probably be laughed off the air). But I've always seen it implied that any direct religious/Christian teaching (in a sort of 'now class, we're all going to say a prayer to thank God for this wonderful [insert object here]') is banned in schools in the USA, whereas, as far as I'm aware, UK schools are required by law to have some form of collective worship each day. And, unless the school is specifically Muslim/Hindu/Sikh/Jewish/Catholic/Etc, the worship is broadly Christian. My grammar school had us down at the cathedral three times a year, assemblies with prayers at least twice a week, Jerusalem as the school hymn and The Prayer of St Francis read at us at every available oppertunity...

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

God really does hate people who eat shrimp, by the way. I think it's because he's a fan of the ban Mudvayne, so he doesn't want people to eat shimp due to them having mudveins.

I'll have to ask Jack Chick about it, as his supernatural power to see the demons growing out of dentists' necks allow him to understand better the Divine Will of the Lord our God.

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

"God doesn't want anyone to go to hell."

Then why the fuck did It set it up in the first place, and why the fuck did It give man free will so he could sin? Why did It invent such a thing as sin, while we're at it?

The simple lack of logic makes my brain hurt.

Also, the part where it's said that homosexuality is bad is Leviticus. Which is before Jesus, who said a lot of things very much different from Leviticus. And Chick generally refers to Jesus as the saviour. Not Leviticus. Fancy that.

*goes and bites her pillow in rage*

[conuly]

And Leviticus 1. also says a whole lot of other things, like the infamous "keep kosher" and 2. may not even apply to common people and 3. might not actually say "gay sex is wrong". There's some interpretation there.

[malantha.livejournal.com]

jack chick is amazing.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Oh, I had to add two more observations...

God is Abraham Lincoln, and the Star of Bethleham is a dotted line terminating in an arrow. I didn't know this. Studying methologies is fun!

[jedirita.livejournal.com]

I'm such a fan of Chick Tracts! They're so grotesque. What I'm wondering, though, is how come he left out the part about Lot offering his virgin daughters to the mob to be raped instead of the angels?

My favorite Chick Tract is the one where little Timmy gets hit by a car, and little Johnny asks his Mommy if Timmy is in hell. And she says, "Well, if Timmy never accepted Jesus into his heart, then yes, he is in hell." And the tract shows the Devil torturing eight-year-old Timmy in hell, while Johnny resolves to save all his schoolmates at recess. Yep, that's sure the way to get people to love God!

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

Still doesent have anything on the latest one on halloween.


Xposted speculations from my own journal
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1053/1053_01.asp

soo if you watch buffy it'll make you take the lords name in vain, turn helloween into your favorite holiday, AND convert you into a satan worshiping witch that names your child "buffy" only to see her get converted by the redoubtable lil' suzy, who must be some sort of militant ignorant born again dwarf since she's been apearing in chick tracts for 20 odd years.

Ok this is brilliant in an odd fucking way.

I'm gonna have to start re-watching buffy.

I am currently rescripting that tract to fit my interpretaion. Mabye one of the red pen of doom brigade will be so kind as to check my spelling and grammer once I'm done, but before i fire up paintshop.

[conuly]

Grammar.