There is one thing to be said about gloom and doom

[conuly]

it does make for some fun gallows humor!

Eva: It's all awful, and the world is going to end in my lifetime.
Me: Don't be so melodramatic. The world is not going to end.
Eva: The human race will!
Me: Be reasonable. The human race is not going to end until after you die.
Eva: 2050 is not that far away!
Me: You don't listen to a word I say, do you?
Eva: Yes, I do. You said that the human race is - ugh.
Me: Anyway, you shouldn't worry. I promise, a violent death is the last thing that will ever happen to you.
Eva: You mean it'll be slow and painful?
Me: ...
Eva: Oh. Wait. I hate you.

(I've been like this her whole life and longer, you'd think she'd be used to it by now. At least she calmed down about the slow-moving apocalypse.)

Comments

[conuly]

Also lol true - it's unlikely it'll be a quick mass extinction event. It'll be drawn out.

You're another one who didn't pay attention to the exact words, aren't you.

[quirkytizzy]

I guess not. Could you explain the joke?

[steorra]

I can.

"The human race is not going to end until after you die."

If Eva is still alive, the human race obviously hasn't ended yet, because she's a human and she's alive.

[conuly]

What steorra said. Also, a violent death certainly is the last thing that will happen to her - after it happens, nothing will happen to her ever again. (Stole that one from Hogfather. Teatime is one sick SOB.)