This is why you shouldn't throw a gender reveal party

[conuly]

Or if you insist, then instead of blowing things up you should stick with cake.

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[conuly]

Well then. Just so long as you don't start any forest fires.

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

I'm vigorously opposed to all forms of fire in forests during the dry season, and to incendiary explosives in general. I'm cool with non-incendiary explosives, like Mentos, except for the fact that you can still shoot yer eye out, so safety glasses must be worn. Nothing wrecks a party like having to take someone to the ER.