The very dark stairs. Got three steps down before it occurred to me that maaaaaybe it'd be a good idea to turn on the light.
Adventures in Executive Dysfunction!
But! I did remember to make sure we had a (clean, dry, conveniently located) towel before hopping into the shower! (Forgot to grab the pumice stone. Why don't we store that closer to the bathtub?)
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Spain cracks King Ferdinand's 500-year-old secret code
The Astronaut Who Might Actually Get Us to Mars
Predictive Text Gives Us the Episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation We Didn’t Know We Needed (I needed that.)
Earth's Poles Will Eventually Flip, So What Then?
Football helmets don’t prevent concussions. What can? (If helmets make players more likely to use their heads as a weapon, like billy goats, has anybody considered benching any player who does that?)
Why warning signs can't last forever
Sci-Fi Film Presents Vision Of Future In Which Women Never Speak To Each Other
The Board Game 'Life' Used To Kill Its Players
How conservatives learned to hate the FBI
It's when, not if: Singapore worries, and prepares, for militant attack
A Kingdom from Dust
China's Surveillance State Should Scare Everyone
Meet the Blogger Priest Firing Red Pills At the Vatican (This one, I skimmed.)
The Race Gap in US Prisons Is Glaring, and Poverty Is Making it Worse
Afghanistan by the numbers: inside the fight over facts
Outside Yemen's rebel-held capital, stalemated war rages on
Kurds in Syria have reacted furiously to a video showing the body of a female Kurdish fighter killed in battle during a Turkish-led offensive.
Turkey warns Kurdish YPG forces will pay for soldiers' deaths (Then again, Turkey always seems to say that.)
Egypt's ex-army officers pose growing security threat
Adventures in Executive Dysfunction!
But! I did remember to make sure we had a (clean, dry, conveniently located) towel before hopping into the shower! (Forgot to grab the pumice stone. Why don't we store that closer to the bathtub?)
Spain cracks King Ferdinand's 500-year-old secret code
The Astronaut Who Might Actually Get Us to Mars
Predictive Text Gives Us the Episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation We Didn’t Know We Needed (I needed that.)
Earth's Poles Will Eventually Flip, So What Then?
Football helmets don’t prevent concussions. What can? (If helmets make players more likely to use their heads as a weapon, like billy goats, has anybody considered benching any player who does that?)
Why warning signs can't last forever
Sci-Fi Film Presents Vision Of Future In Which Women Never Speak To Each Other
The Board Game 'Life' Used To Kill Its Players
How conservatives learned to hate the FBI
It's when, not if: Singapore worries, and prepares, for militant attack
A Kingdom from Dust
China's Surveillance State Should Scare Everyone
Meet the Blogger Priest Firing Red Pills At the Vatican (This one, I skimmed.)
The Race Gap in US Prisons Is Glaring, and Poverty Is Making it Worse
Afghanistan by the numbers: inside the fight over facts
Outside Yemen's rebel-held capital, stalemated war rages on
Kurds in Syria have reacted furiously to a video showing the body of a female Kurdish fighter killed in battle during a Turkish-led offensive.
Turkey warns Kurdish YPG forces will pay for soldiers' deaths (Then again, Turkey always seems to say that.)
Egypt's ex-army officers pose growing security threat
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Date: 2018-02-04 01:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-02-04 08:15 pm (UTC)2. Technically, they're already sanctioned, because auto-antonyms are fun like that!
3. I agree. Hoo-boy.
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Date: 2018-02-04 03:44 pm (UTC)*falling about laughing*
I don't know from Predictive Text - never heard of it before - but I suppose it's robot-written. Too funny!
Yo, at least you remembered to turn on the light before you fell down the stairs; I'd count that as a win.
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Date: 2018-02-04 10:46 pm (UTC)And yes, I did count it as a win!
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Date: 2018-02-05 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-02-05 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-02-05 04:57 pm (UTC)The key question.