You may have heard that Donald Trump

[conuly]

told all of Twitter about the size and power of his big red button. Honestly, I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

Poll #19259

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 68

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What response did you have when you heard the news?

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Dirty jokes
16 (23.9%)

Gallows humor
21 (31.3%)

Booze
6 (9.0%)

Terror
19 (28.4%)

I reported Trump for violating Twitter's content policy
5 (7.5%)

Trump and Kim should...

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Just measure them already
21 (32.8%)

Get a room and get it all out of their systems
35 (54.7%)

And by "get a room" we mean "share a prison cell"
52 (81.2%)

And by "get it all out of their systems" we mean "do each other"
22 (34.4%)

And by "do each other" we mean "do each other in"
30 (46.9%)

Comments

[larryhammer]

Uh, good question. For dropping on SOMEONE's head, certainly.

[conuly]

Let's just hope they aren't such a cartoonish supervillain that they literally walk around like a pancake or pop back up and accordian around for a while.

[larryhammer]

If we're already in TvTropestan ...