Wow.

[conuly]

Walked into my corner store yesterday. The man behind the counter was expounding on the sun, specifically the fact that the sun was dying (!) and had been replaced with a counterfeit sun - five counterfeit suns, to be exact (!!), and this is why the plants were no longer photosynthesizing correctly (!!!!!) and why there was moss on them.

This is where I spoke up. "That's not moss, it's lichens."

(What? Did you think I was going to argue with the rest of it? Yeah, no.)

Comments

[amaebi]

When I taught college, I guest-taught some game theory thing in a biology class. A vocal mass of students there assured me that humans were no longer subject to evolution.

[conuly]

Did they explain why?

[amaebi]

They nodded firmly, but did not explain. I was afraid to ask, as it was in an area with quite a high population of conservative Protestants.

[zhelana]

Riiiiiiiiiiight.