Wow.

[conuly]

Walked into my corner store yesterday. The man behind the counter was expounding on the sun, specifically the fact that the sun was dying (!) and had been replaced with a counterfeit sun - five counterfeit suns, to be exact (!!), and this is why the plants were no longer photosynthesizing correctly (!!!!!) and why there was moss on them.

This is where I spoke up. "That's not moss, it's lichens."

(What? Did you think I was going to argue with the rest of it? Yeah, no.)

Comments

[amaebi]

So are they constructed in site, perhaps as bonfires on the metal welkin?

[conuly]

No clue. I could go back and ask...?

[amaebi]

I bet you're So Eager To!