Thank you, Onion. Your articles are always so very, very Oniony.

[conuly]

Neil Gorsuch Vows To Interpret Constitution Using Scalia’s Original Intent

I'm laughing because it's true.

Also, my tabcount is back in the triple digits, and holy shit no I'm not dealing with that now. I'll close 'em out tomorrow.

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[siderea]

And to think I was worried The Onion would be obsolesced by such a self-parodying administration.

[conuly]

There. Now don't you see that all your worries were silly?

:P