In these uncertain times, it's good to have The Onion on our side

[conuly]

Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away

Comments

[nicki]

The stockpiling facts one would be funnier if we weren't actually stockpiling facts about climate and such. Sigh.

[conuly]

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah.

[siderea]

The fact it's true is what makes it hilarious to me.

[conuly]

If you didn't laugh, you'd have to cry.

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it is.

And Wonkette and The Rude Pundit too! Even funnier because they're true!

So-Called Ninth Circuit Court Of Appeals Unanimously Invites Trump To Eat This Dick (http://wonkette.com/612455/so-called-ninth-circuit-court-of-appeals-unanimously-invites-trump-to-eat-this-dick)

Fuck You, Rural Elitists (http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2017/01/fuck-you-rural-elitists.html)