Hey! There's a thread where people are insulting me!

[conuly]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ithinkyousuck/23833.html?thread=608025#t608025

There's about six posts there, presumably from six different people (or one person six times, but that'd be a little pathetic).




WOW! COOL!

*giggles and twirls*

Can you believe it? I'm actually grinning here! Which really is pathetic, but no more so than the concept of that thread. Pity I can't even say that I'm in good company.... *rolls her eyes*

*thinks about it*

Well, obviously the first poster has to be somebody whom I offended. I just have to figure out the date and I can figure out who posted it. If I care, that is. Right now I'm just too busy being awestruck at the fact that people are wasting time over li'l ol' me. It's VERY cool.

Comments

[deathweasel.livejournal.com]

I think you're quite interesting. They can go eat a dick slice of cheesecake.

[conuly]

NO CHEESECAKE! Give 'em something else.

And I admit, my recent posts have been boring, but let's see: two about the stupid memethings, to keep people from panicking. Two about Seth, which I don't expect to be of general interest. One about Ana and me. Three or four about school. There hasn't been anything interesting to SAY!

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

I am so endlessly fascinated by my own brilliance that I don't need you to entertain me. Of course, you do entertain me, because you're brilliant as well. I guess stupid people cannot derive pleasure from the insights of the brilliant... which would explain Rush Limbaugh and Rupert Murdock, now that I think about it.