Hey! There's a thread where people are insulting me!

[conuly]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ithinkyousuck/23833.html?thread=608025#t608025

There's about six posts there, presumably from six different people (or one person six times, but that'd be a little pathetic).




WOW! COOL!

*giggles and twirls*

Can you believe it? I'm actually grinning here! Which really is pathetic, but no more so than the concept of that thread. Pity I can't even say that I'm in good company.... *rolls her eyes*

*thinks about it*

Well, obviously the first poster has to be somebody whom I offended. I just have to figure out the date and I can figure out who posted it. If I care, that is. Right now I'm just too busy being awestruck at the fact that people are wasting time over li'l ol' me. It's VERY cool.

Comments

[deathweasel.livejournal.com]

I think you're quite interesting. They can go eat a dick slice of cheesecake.

[marveen.livejournal.com]

Looking carefully at the writing styles of the three (?) people commenting on there, I'd say at least two of them are one person being incredibly pathetic.

[conuly]

*grins* I guess I didn't pay very much attention. What, I'm supposed to care now what people think of me?

[conuly]

NO CHEESECAKE! Give 'em something else.

And I admit, my recent posts have been boring, but let's see: two about the stupid memethings, to keep people from panicking. Two about Seth, which I don't expect to be of general interest. One about Ana and me. Three or four about school. There hasn't been anything interesting to SAY!

[literalgirl.livejournal.com]

I am confused.

LJs are for OURSELVES. Who is making anyone read anyone's LJ they don't want to? And who says they NEED to be interesting to anyone other than ourselves?

These people obviously don't comprehend the concept of a JOURNAL.

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

Exactly. If you don't want to read it, don't.

C'mon people.

[neurotica0.livejournal.com]

Does that journal belong to someone from your friend list? I could have checked for myself, but I'm too lazy. I was just wondering, because maybe s/he started the thread about you. Another thought I had was that, since the posting is anonymous, some of those comments came from people who didn't know you anyhow.
How'd you find that?

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

I attempted to explain this to my own anon-stalker, who is "disgusted" by my spelling errors, and just has to let me know about it, over and over again.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

I am so endlessly fascinated by my own brilliance that I don't need you to entertain me. Of course, you do entertain me, because you're brilliant as well. I guess stupid people cannot derive pleasure from the insights of the brilliant... which would explain Rush Limbaugh and Rupert Murdock, now that I think about it.

[xxrosencrantzxx.livejournal.com]

I saw that. Funny stuff. Evidently you corrected someones' 'there/they're' and they've been nursing the burn ever since.

-S

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've noticed people get very upset when you correct their "there/they're."

(Yes, that was a pun... sorry).

[push-the-limits.livejournal.com]

That's great. *laughs*
I think I'd take it as a compliment that they're spending their valuable time on you, despite the fact that they don't like you.

I agree, if they don't like what you have to say, they don't have to read it. There is so much of that going around lately.

My version of it is people telling me what to say, or more specifically, what NOT to say on my journal. I hate that. I throw a fit every time, and post some big long rant about how it's my journal, and blah, blah, blah. Paid even, so WTF? ;)

[xxrosencrantzxx.livejournal.com]

LOL

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Um...wow...these people must be pretty dense. You're insightful, intelligent, and WOW interesting! Whodathunk?

[rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's possible they're talking about entries or comments in communities. But really, he/she/they should use his/her/their name(s). I don't take anonymous comments seriously. Does anyone?

I find conuly's journal interesting, personally.

[literalgirl.livejournal.com]

Likewise. That is why I added her. :-)

I have to read a journal for a while before I add, and I sometimes don't have time to do that as fast as I'd like to. And sometimes I like a journal but don't add it because it doesn't exactly "fit" with my friends page, which probably makes NO sense to anyone but me! Oh well. That is why they are our journals and not someone else's. ;-)

[conuly]

They posted a comment in which they "regret to inform me". Yeah, whatever. I think it's kinda cool that people are talking about me.

[conuly]

Most likely. *giggles* Way back when I chatted on the I/S board of Neopets, I told somebody that they were running a scam. I didn't report them, because I thought there was a chance they didn't realize a scam. Several months later, she pops up again to whine about how much I hated her. Um, what?

[conuly]

1. That's what I'm doing. I'm perfecty honest when I say "WOW COOL!".

2. People try to tell you what to write? WHAT? Unless you're asking for suggestions, gouge them to death with a rusty spork.

[conuly]

Oddly enough, not me. But I don't deny the facts. And the facts are, I'm interesting enough that PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ME! W00t!

[conuly]

They're anonymous so I can't get mad. And so that I don't know how many people are actually talking :)

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's lame.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

And by "that", of course, I mean setting up an entire LJ just to whine about people.

Jeez, people, get a hobby.

Infamy Achieved!

[takaal.livejournal.com]

Tadaaaah! You are officially Nefarious.
Only among the truly clueless, of course, but you wanted a Reputation...

[meteorie.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're so lucky! I always wanted to see random people insult me for no reason online.. anyway.. but they're on your friends list, yeah? Hmmm, that makes it so mysterious!