Homosexuality, Like Trans Fats, Is 'A Hazard To Human Health,' Bryan Fischer Claims

[conuly]

http://huff.to/1hSGtdO

Yes, and just like trans fats it makes your donuts taste better, right? Wait, what sort of donuts does he mean? Because two crullers are part of a healthy breakfast, right? RIGHT? But those creme filled ones are just gross. Ew. Now, a nice jelly donut, that is something I can always get behind, provided the jelly doesn't taste vaguely like plastic. Mmm... donuts.

(More seriously, do trans fats make donuts taste better? Clearly, this is something that needs more study.)

Comments

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

It is what I do.

[conuly]

Which is why you aren't getting more publicity for your political views. Less logic, more donuts!

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know: logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Doughnuts smell wonderful, but look silly when worn on the head. Probably good for the hair, though; at least if they're made with real lard and not that trans-fat shit.

Heh, publicity for my political views, yeah right. Whether preaching to the choir or talking to the hand doesn't matter one whit, because the (few) people who read what I write here have no influence anyway. I would bet that most have never even sent a single e-mail to a representative, and are never going to, no matter what anyone says.

No, my friend; the sad truth is that everything I post on Livejournal about politics comes under exactly the same heading of 'wank' as it would if I were posting about furry celebrity slashfic. It's a bad habit and a waste of time; I don't pretend otherwise, and I probably would not bother with it if I had a more interesting realtime social life. The local 'activist' groups make me want to scream "Get off my team!", so I don't hang out with them, and my friends mostly don't care about politics.