Homosexuality, Like Trans Fats, Is 'A Hazard To Human Health,' Bryan Fischer Claims

[conuly]

http://huff.to/1hSGtdO

Yes, and just like trans fats it makes your donuts taste better, right? Wait, what sort of donuts does he mean? Because two crullers are part of a healthy breakfast, right? RIGHT? But those creme filled ones are just gross. Ew. Now, a nice jelly donut, that is something I can always get behind, provided the jelly doesn't taste vaguely like plastic. Mmm... donuts.

(More seriously, do trans fats make donuts taste better? Clearly, this is something that needs more study.)

Comments

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

Actually, no, trans fats don't make doughnuts taste better. Real doughnuts, proper old-fashioned doughnuts, are cooked in proper old-fashioned lard, and once you've tasted them, no store-bought Crisco product will ever compare. Of course lard is not the most heart-healthy stuff in the world either, but it's a lot better than that hydrogenated crap, which isn't even a real food.

So, another off-the-wall statement by another whack-job wing-nut of the Christian Reich. These guys are getting crazier and crazier. So even if homosexuality doesn't make doughnuts taste better, how exactly is it a hazard to human health? It's not like we need warning labels on the doughnuts, "Caution: May contain homosexuality", in case someone who doesn't want any homosexuality might inadvertently have some.

Stupidity is a hazard to human health. Seems like Bryan Fischer's just stuck a big fat warning-label for it on his ownself.

[conuly]

Well, it is technically true that unprotected anal sex is more likely to transmit STDs than other sex acts... but then, the converse is exactly why lesbians have such a low low rate of STD transmission, so... Yeah, no. At any rate, some people are under the delusion that straight people don't have the same kind of sex gay people do. I don't know where they get that silly idea.

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

Who even has unprotected anal sex these days? Especially gay guys; they've all lost friends to AIDS; but straight folk too... eww, how unhygeinic; "Wrap That Rascal!" C==B

Seems the me that the straight folk I know have a lot more sex than the gay or lesbian folk, on account of there are so many more straight folk around. Especially out here in our quiet little redneck mountain town owned by elderly Republicans. What gay community there is here, exists like ninjas or something, all 'passing' all the time. My forner housemate only knew like, two or three other gay guys this side of Seattle.

[conuly]

You're applying logic again, aren't you?

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

It is what I do.

[conuly]

Which is why you aren't getting more publicity for your political views. Less logic, more donuts!

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know: logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Doughnuts smell wonderful, but look silly when worn on the head. Probably good for the hair, though; at least if they're made with real lard and not that trans-fat shit.

Heh, publicity for my political views, yeah right. Whether preaching to the choir or talking to the hand doesn't matter one whit, because the (few) people who read what I write here have no influence anyway. I would bet that most have never even sent a single e-mail to a representative, and are never going to, no matter what anyone says.

No, my friend; the sad truth is that everything I post on Livejournal about politics comes under exactly the same heading of 'wank' as it would if I were posting about furry celebrity slashfic. It's a bad habit and a waste of time; I don't pretend otherwise, and I probably would not bother with it if I had a more interesting realtime social life. The local 'activist' groups make me want to scream "Get off my team!", so I don't hang out with them, and my friends mostly don't care about politics.