Today's temperatures could charitably be described as "unseasonably warm"

I'd say something a little more scathing and/or sarcastic, but I'm aware that people in Australia are actually dying from the heat and the fires, so I'll restrain myself.

65 fucking degrees. In January. Fucking a. One of my neighbors is running their a/c in the attic.

There are worse ways to spend your charity dollars

than to put books in the hands of children. God, I could've cried reading that.