It's almost time for the State of the Union Address!

Poll #19382

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 99

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How are you getting through the address?

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Coloring books
1 (1.0%)

Popcorn
1 (1.0%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Hard liquor
2 (2.0%)

I'm not watching
94 (95.9%)

Are you playing a drinking game while you watch?

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Yes
3 (4.2%)

No
69 (95.8%)

What would you like to see?

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Trump should resign, telling us that no, WE are fired
25 (27.8%)

Alien invasion
13 (14.4%)

More beer
4 (4.4%)

A friendly doctor informing me that I've been in a coma for two years and this was all a strange dream
35 (38.9%)

Trump to slip on a banana peel and break his neck
13 (14.4%)

How IS the state of the union?

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Mean: 2.52 Median: 2 Std. Dev 1.56

Poor 1		36 (40.4%)
2		13 (14.6%)
3		13 (14.6%)
4		15 (16.9%)
5		10 (11.2%)
6		1 (1.1%)
7		1 (1.1%)
8		0 (0.0%)
9		0 (0.0%)
Excellent 10		0 (0.0%)

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Scientists Have Figured Out Why Human Skin Doesn't Leak

Why Dumbo has that weird pink elephants sequence right in the middle

Keeping the Art of Silent Film Music Alive

With Fungi in the Mix, Concrete Can Fill Its Own Cracks

Netherlandish Proverbs

Croatia bedtime stories feature same-sex families for first time (It's not exactly Caldecott quality, but still.)

Want a healthier population? Spend less on health care and more on social services, Canadian study finds

We’ve Been Debating Foie Gras Since Ancient Times

With just 3 students, small-town high school closing down

Photographer Reverses Gender Roles In Sexist Vintage Ads, And Some Men Will Not Like The Result

Trump hits solar panels, washing machines with tariffs

Dutch police are confiscating expensive clothes from kids who look too poor to wear them (WTF.)

NYC police union slashes number of ‘get out of jail free’ cards issued (I cannot believe this is a thing.)

The Psychology of Boston's Snow Parking Wars

Deportation fears have legal immigrants avoiding health care

'People will sign anything': how legal odds are stacked against the evicted

How Engineering Earth’s Climate Could Seriously Imperil Life

Class war in the American west: the rich landowners blocking access to public lands

I'm going to explain in detail why Churchill is a villain.

After girl's killing, Pakistani women speak out on abuse

Nigerians return from slavery in Libya to thriving sex-trafficking industry back home

‘Me Too,’ Chinese Women Say. Not So Fast, Say the Censors.

Rohingya Muslim refugee return to Myanmar likely delayed

Brryan Jackson: My father injected me with HIV

'Terrifying': How a single line of computer code put thousands of innocent Turks in jail

How drug lords make billions smuggling gold to Miami for your jewelry and phones

Kenyans accuse largest hospital of rape, abuse of patients

Kidnapped boy raised by American ISIS woman in Raqqa

Beating back IS in Syria raises new challenges for US

India woman fights family over 'low caste' husband's murder

Yemeni deaths due to diphtheria likely to rise amid blockade

I have never had unanimous answers to a poll question before.

NEVER.

My birthday is coming in two days!

Quick, what should I get for dinner to celebrate?

Poll #19385

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Where should we go out to eat?

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Thai food
22 (25.0%)

Vietnamese food
11 (12.5%)

Afghan food
11 (12.5%)

Ethiopian food
40 (45.5%)

Fuck it, just get fried pickles and call it a day
4 (4.5%)

Clicky?

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Happy birthday!
94 (100.0%)