Evidently there's a post-Yuletide friending meme going on

I, of course, did not do Yuletide (too much risk of somebody* not liking what I write), but as always I've greatly enjoyed reading what everybody else wrote.

* And by "somebody" I mean "me".

You may have heard that Donald Trump

told all of Twitter about the size and power of his big red button. Honestly, I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

Poll #19259

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 68

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What response did you have when you heard the news?

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Dirty jokes
16 (23.9%)

Gallows humor
21 (31.3%)

Booze
6 (9.0%)

Terror
19 (28.4%)

I reported Trump for violating Twitter's content policy
5 (7.5%)

Trump and Kim should...

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Just measure them already
21 (32.8%)

Get a room and get it all out of their systems
35 (54.7%)

And by "get a room" we mean "share a prison cell"
52 (81.2%)

And by "get it all out of their systems" we mean "do each other"
22 (34.4%)

And by "do each other" we mean "do each other in"
30 (46.9%)

Just FYI

You can right now get Seraphina, A Wizard of Earthsea, and The Thief for $2 each for the Kindle. If you somehow don't already have those books, that is.