While washing dishes....

Me: Lalala
Dishes: Whee! We love this water park!
Mama Cat: I hear water! I'm going to stand by my water bowl and mrowp at you in an aggrieved way.
Me: Lalala!
Mama Cat: Wait, I forgot something! My manners! I shall twine around your legs and THEN you'll give me water!
Me: What? No, your bowl is full.
Mama Cat: ME. OW.
Me: Oh, wait, I guess not.
Dishes: AAAHHH! WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT!?
Water Bowl: I'm not saying anything clever here, because bowls can't really talk!
Cat: *sniffsniffsniff* This water is subpar. I shall drink out of this human cup on the counter. Lemme just cram my little face in there....

I don't understand my cat sometimes. (Or her water bowl. He thinks he's so funny, but he's not.)