OMG.

I'm reading a Castle fanfic, and at the bottom the little author's note runs

My idea came from the first episode of this great old sitcom called Full House. For anyone who's seen it....

The writer is 18. Apparently, at 18, you refer to Full House as "a great old sitcom" and disclaimer it "for anyone who's seen it".

THIS IS NOT RIGHT. I watched that show as a kid. THIS IS WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.