Poll on couple, few, and several

Over here, thanks to sayga.

Am I the only one who uses those words differently depending on what's being counted?

Edit: Whoops, it's locked. I asked if she'd unlock, but if she doesn't she doesn't.

Edit: Unlocked, thankies :)

Veg*n? Just don't like turkey? Or maybe you like turkey *too much*?

Great! Adopt a couple of turkeys for the holidays! Just remember - turkeys are for life, not just for Thanskgiving.

_{Of course, given that these turkeys are probably overbred commercial breeds that, among other things, can't make their own babies, they'll probably die in short order anyway. They grow too fast, isn't that it? Honestly, the state of the turkey industry in the US is some sort of crime against nature. Moreso than other factory farming thingies.}