Veg*n? Just don't like turkey? Or maybe you like turkey *too much*?

[conuly]

Great! Adopt a couple of turkeys for the holidays! Just remember - turkeys are for life, not just for Thanskgiving.

_{Of course, given that these turkeys are probably overbred commercial breeds that, among other things, can't make their own babies, they'll probably die in short order anyway. They grow too fast, isn't that it? Honestly, the state of the turkey industry in the US is some sort of crime against nature. Moreso than other factory farming thingies.}