I've been looking at patriotic songs. Lots of them. And the more I look, the more I have to wonder...
What idiot messed up to give us the Star Spangled Drinking Song as our anthem? I mean, is that even singable? Of course not!
Consider the possible alternatives:
( This would've been longer if I hadn't gotten bored )
Sometimes, I weep for this country. No wonder we're all going to hell, we've got a sucky anthem that nobody can sing.
What idiot messed up to give us the Star Spangled Drinking Song as our anthem? I mean, is that even singable? Of course not!
Consider the possible alternatives:
( This would've been longer if I hadn't gotten bored )
Sometimes, I weep for this country. No wonder we're all going to hell, we've got a sucky anthem that nobody can sing.