Finally cut my hair!

I'll post before and after pictures tomorrow. Not that it matters, since I didn't cut my hair for appearance. I cut it because 1. I hate the feeling of hair on my neck 2. I really hate the feeling of wet hair on my neck and 3. I keep forgetting to brush my hair before I leave the house, or whenever I've been anywhere windy. Keeping it short doesn't eliminate the problem, but it does make my hair less messy and easier to brush when I remember.

It's so weird. My head feels so much *lighter* now.

Unlike the poster, I do *not* find this amusing.

Really, I think it's a horrible way to die. However, if, as the comments indicate, this is very common, it raises an important question.

Why haven't we duckling-proofed our sewer grates yet?

Why is this....

Whenever I point out to somebody that they're hypocritical for telling me to "get a life", they leave!

I mean, I *know* I need to "get a life", but, really, what does that say about you that you've spent just as much time talking to me as I have to you? At least I don't feel the need to tell people to "get a life" all the time.

Is that some sort of internet law? Like Godwin's, that the first person to say "get a life" loses and can be resoundly mocked as a hypocrite? Please say it is!

(Connie can't sleep, and is going steadily more and more insane by the second)

metaquotes had a good one..

I like the idea of a ninja insurance policy!

( The NYTimes article linked to can be found here )

Taken from cumaeansybil

Yes, this is cruel. But you know what? If it teaches her not to be so stupid in the future, it's worth it. Plagiarism is a crime. Cheating is dishonest, and if you're going to either, you should at least be intelligent enough not to go about it in this stupid fashion, randomly contacting people you don't know.

So the lessons to take from this are as follows:

1. Don't cheat
2. Don't give personal information to strangers online

Links from griffen

I think the best is the one about kissing your own elbow.

The rest are good too, as always.