So mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzie divey... got it.

[conuly]

But *do* dozy doats? I mean, they're browsers, not grazers, right? They live in woodland! Surely dozy dleaves or dgardens or... I don't know, something else.

And lamzie divey... really? Not lamzie dgrass or lamzie... uh... even doats? Do lamzie divey often? I certainly don't, whatever a kiddly does!

Comments

[conuly]

Who the heck is offering doats to dozy? And why?

[jedirita.livejournal.com]

I bet folks around here would. They're awfully protective of their dozies. I know they feed them kornzies.

And thanks for reminding me of this song! I've been singing Sam all of those geriatric favorites that even the little old ladies in my church are probably too young to remember. He loves those songs.

Except suddenly he finds "While Strolling Through the Park One Day" to be scary. Go figure.

[conuly]

Kornzie? For dozy? Weird-ee!

I have a few websites I can link to you, hold on a bit while I remember them.

[marveen.livejournal.com]

You mean y'all are so sheltered you've never heard of automatic feeders (fill with oatzees and cornzeas etc.)? (http://www.bossbuck.com/)

[conuly]

If I saw a dozy in NYC, I wouldn't know what to do! Certainly not feed it.

[wodhaund.livejournal.com]

My aunt occasionally has dozy invade her barn (she has horses--but not mairzy. All boys.) and eat the horses' feed, which has doats in it! It seems pretty opportunistic to me.