Well, now my mother knows that we know.

[conuly]

But she has some sort of perverse pleasure in not telling me anything at all. I suppose it's her business, but normal, sane people tell their children they're dating - don't they?

All I've confirmed is:

It's a guy
Not somebody at work
No, she really *does* work 16 hour days (I'd rather she were having lots of sex than working so much, honestly)
It's not her brother (I already knew that, but THANK YOU, Mommy, for putting that thought in my head)
His favorite color is blue.

Blue? EVERYBODY'S favorite color is blue, or most people's, anyway.

She is very unhelpful, which I suppose was her goal because keeping secrets is just how she works.

Apparently my sister told her I wasn't a virgin before I did. I'm certain, Jennifer, that I swore you to secrecy before sharing that information. (Well, clearly this "keep secrets at all costs" nonsense is inherited. Must've skipped a kid with Jenn-the-tattler, though.)

I'm putting it on her grave when she dies (many many years hence): "She had a secret boyfriend, and we never met the guy, but at least she knew we knew."

Comments

[ladyshrew.livejournal.com]

Do it!

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

My favorite color's blue.

[conuly]

Well, stop sleeping with my mother! God! You comment on my journal! Sleeping with my mom is, like, some form of creepy LJ incest!

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

And with that you also find out that your mother's lesbian. Or at least bi.

[conuly]

And a liar. She swore she was seeing a man. Tsk, tsk.

[sporks5000.livejournal.com]

my favorite color is white.

This seems to anger a lot of people, because they insist that white isn't a color, it's a shade.

Screw them. My favorite color is white.

[leora.livejournal.com]

Actually, I tend to refer to it as a tint.

[breakableheart.livejournal.com]

Why is your virginity anyone's business? How old is your sister that she feels the need to share something like that? Woah.

[conuly]

1. Whoa.

2. Apparently she was tired of my mother assuming she knew everything about me, or assuming I'd never have any experience. Whatever. At that point, *I* wasn't tired, so...!

[gingembre.livejournal.com]

When you hear enough condescending-ish comments from her, you just BREAK eventually, ok?

[calieber.livejournal.com]

Well, you went to a school known for bisexual orgies

[gingembre.livejournal.com]

Whoa really?

[conuly]

I did? Are you sure you're not thinking of Jenn's school, LaGuardia? Because I sure was never invited to a single orgy, bisexual or otherwise! (It just seems so out of character for Stuy kids, and I don't think of myself as being associated with Curtis at all, despite graduating from there.)

[calieber.livejournal.com]

There was some controversy a few years ago on Pegleg "cuddle puddles" (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1571868/posts) that made it sound like the sex ed there was working a little too well.

I went to Stuy myself, and had no sexual contact with anyone.

[ser-kai.livejournal.com]

My favourite colour is purple. :-p

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

I prefer pink! And I was a good girl and never mentioned your romps with Gabe in the loft bed. O:-)


BTW, he called me the other day and I was like "OH HAI" on the phone while being all "UM WHO IS THIS" in my head. Apparently he'd just found the ED article, and its pretty pictures (LOL) and thought I should "be told". :-p I was like "You're about 2 years late on that, and also, those are the tamest pictures, don't push me to send you others". Ha.

[conuly]

Lizziey, I *will* kill you if you bring that up again ANYWHERE where my family can read it. Count on it :)

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

Does your mom read this? Jenn already knows, so...


:-p

[conuly]

I wouldn't really kill you, of course. Damn stupid to do so now that the threat is saved on the intarnetz.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

No, you'd take away the few books I have managed to get since chris ruined them all. :(


OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A NEW CIRCLE BOOK???? Its about Evvy and Luvo and AWESOME. :-p

[conuly]

Uh, yeah. Like, a few months ago. (I don't like it as much as the Aly books. The only fun person in the whole of Tortall, I swear!)

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

Eh, alianna was okay but i definately likes Daine better, then Kel.

I havent bothered with the Bekka Cooper books. Should I?

[ladyshrew.livejournal.com]

Do it!

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

My favorite color's blue.

[conuly]

Well, stop sleeping with my mother! God! You comment on my journal! Sleeping with my mom is, like, some form of creepy LJ incest!

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

And with that you also find out that your mother's lesbian. Or at least bi.

[conuly]

And a liar. She swore she was seeing a man. Tsk, tsk.

[sporks5000.livejournal.com]

my favorite color is white.

This seems to anger a lot of people, because they insist that white isn't a color, it's a shade.

Screw them. My favorite color is white.

[leora.livejournal.com]

Actually, I tend to refer to it as a tint.

[breakableheart.livejournal.com]

Why is your virginity anyone's business? How old is your sister that she feels the need to share something like that? Woah.

[conuly]

1. Whoa.

2. Apparently she was tired of my mother assuming she knew everything about me, or assuming I'd never have any experience. Whatever. At that point, *I* wasn't tired, so...!

[gingembre.livejournal.com]

When you hear enough condescending-ish comments from her, you just BREAK eventually, ok?

[calieber.livejournal.com]

Well, you went to a school known for bisexual orgies

[gingembre.livejournal.com]

Whoa really?

[conuly]

I did? Are you sure you're not thinking of Jenn's school, LaGuardia? Because I sure was never invited to a single orgy, bisexual or otherwise! (It just seems so out of character for Stuy kids, and I don't think of myself as being associated with Curtis at all, despite graduating from there.)

[calieber.livejournal.com]

There was some controversy a few years ago on Pegleg "cuddle puddles" (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1571868/posts) that made it sound like the sex ed there was working a little too well.

I went to Stuy myself, and had no sexual contact with anyone.

[ser-kai.livejournal.com]

My favourite colour is purple. :-p

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

I prefer pink! And I was a good girl and never mentioned your romps with Gabe in the loft bed. O:-)


BTW, he called me the other day and I was like "OH HAI" on the phone while being all "UM WHO IS THIS" in my head. Apparently he'd just found the ED article, and its pretty pictures (LOL) and thought I should "be told". :-p I was like "You're about 2 years late on that, and also, those are the tamest pictures, don't push me to send you others". Ha.

[conuly]

Lizziey, I *will* kill you if you bring that up again ANYWHERE where my family can read it. Count on it :)

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

Does your mom read this? Jenn already knows, so...


:-p

[conuly]

I wouldn't really kill you, of course. Damn stupid to do so now that the threat is saved on the intarnetz.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

No, you'd take away the few books I have managed to get since chris ruined them all. :(


OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A NEW CIRCLE BOOK???? Its about Evvy and Luvo and AWESOME. :-p

[conuly]

Uh, yeah. Like, a few months ago. (I don't like it as much as the Aly books. The only fun person in the whole of Tortall, I swear!)

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

Eh, alianna was okay but i definately likes Daine better, then Kel.

I havent bothered with the Bekka Cooper books. Should I?