Did you know that I live in a three story house?

[conuly]

Yeah. With a basement, too.

AND THE WHOLE HOUSE FUCKING SHAKES WHEN MY SISTER IS HAVING FUCKING SEX

(And, y'know, all the other kinds of sex too....)

It's really very disturbing.

Very disturbing.

THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE IS A-ROCKIN'! Not that I'm not happy for them, but... couldn't they... like... do it somewhere else?

_{(It's entirely possible that they're not having sex, but instead are engaged in a jumprope competition. With elephants. But it's more likely the sex thing.)}

Comments

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

It's not like they have love hotels in America...

[conuly]

That's what I say!

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

That... they should have love hotels in America?

[conuly]

Actually, it's only a problem when they're upstairs. If they'd take it downstairs - no more problem!

[firingneurons.livejournal.com]

At least you don't have a mere foot of wall between you and the room with the sex. And that foot of wall has an open vent between the two. *shudder* Roommates suck. Yay for no roommates!

[elfster.livejournal.com]

Start grading them. That'll put them off.

I used to live in a thin-walled house with a woman who sounded like a hyena and two gay men who giggled a lot x.x.

[conuly]

At the same time?

[elfster.livejournal.com]

Well not usually but they were in the rooms surrounding mine x.x.

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

Ahhh the rain of plaster. how i do NOT miss it.

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

hah.

yeah roommates are awesome. i can pretty much hear 100% of anything that goes on in this apartment, and all the ones it shares walls with. yeah, nothing like being woken up by intermittent moaning/baby screaming.

[conuly]

Babies? Not a problem.

Sex on the big bed of houseshaking doom? PROBLEM.

[siderea]

If they get the rhythm exactly right, they will hit the resonant frequency of the building and cause it to collapse. Make them take it to the basement. ;)

all you need is love

[iustus-lacuna.livejournal.com]

NOW I have to try and make that happen LOL!!!

"The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack bay-bee!
(Love Shack...Love Shack...)
Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!"

[sporks5000.livejournal.com]

Thank you for answering my question before I had to ask. I will have to make a point of researching these other kinds of sex, now that I know they exist.

[conuly]

Yes, I'm also famed for commenting that so-and-so "is a fucking virgin".

[adina77.livejournal.com]

there is a hotel in CT that is specifically for sex....With a jacuzzi and everything. So they do have love hotels in America.

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

It's not like they have love hotels in America...

[conuly]

That's what I say!

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

That... they should have love hotels in America?

[conuly]

Actually, it's only a problem when they're upstairs. If they'd take it downstairs - no more problem!

[firingneurons.livejournal.com]

At least you don't have a mere foot of wall between you and the room with the sex. And that foot of wall has an open vent between the two. *shudder* Roommates suck. Yay for no roommates!

[elfster.livejournal.com]

Start grading them. That'll put them off.

I used to live in a thin-walled house with a woman who sounded like a hyena and two gay men who giggled a lot x.x.

[conuly]

At the same time?

[elfster.livejournal.com]

Well not usually but they were in the rooms surrounding mine x.x.

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

Ahhh the rain of plaster. how i do NOT miss it.

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

hah.

yeah roommates are awesome. i can pretty much hear 100% of anything that goes on in this apartment, and all the ones it shares walls with. yeah, nothing like being woken up by intermittent moaning/baby screaming.

[conuly]

Babies? Not a problem.

Sex on the big bed of houseshaking doom? PROBLEM.

[siderea]

If they get the rhythm exactly right, they will hit the resonant frequency of the building and cause it to collapse. Make them take it to the basement. ;)

all you need is love

[(Anonymous)]

NOW I have to try and make that happen LOL!!!

"The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack bay-bee!
(Love Shack...Love Shack...)
Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!"

[sporks5000.livejournal.com]

Thank you for answering my question before I had to ask. I will have to make a point of researching these other kinds of sex, now that I know they exist.

[conuly]

Yes, I'm also famed for commenting that so-and-so "is a fucking virgin".

[adina77.livejournal.com]

there is a hotel in CT that is specifically for sex....With a jacuzzi and everything. So they do have love hotels in America.