Did you know that I live in a three story house?

[conuly]

Yeah. With a basement, too.

AND THE WHOLE HOUSE FUCKING SHAKES WHEN MY SISTER IS HAVING FUCKING SEX

(And, y'know, all the other kinds of sex too....)

It's really very disturbing.

Very disturbing.

THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE IS A-ROCKIN'! Not that I'm not happy for them, but... couldn't they... like... do it somewhere else?

_{(It's entirely possible that they're not having sex, but instead are engaged in a jumprope competition. With elephants. But it's more likely the sex thing.)}