Similarly, ficcers?

[conuly]

I do believe that there are gay people in the Potterverse. I do believe some of those people are not old dead guys who never had *requited* love.

But when I'm reading your fic, and Harry is gay, and Draco is gay, and Seamus and Dean are both gay (and alive), and all the little kidlets are gay, and 5 out of 7 Weasleys are gay, and nobody appears to be bi...

Somebody in this group has to be fucking the opposite sex, okay? The whole of Hogwarts for seven years (and then some) cannot all be gay. Gay is good, but some of you? You seem to have worse math skills than JKR herself....

Make them all bi, whatever. But once in a while, at least some of the characters have to have standard PIV sex, if only to make babies.

I know, Harry needs to have 20 zillion people telling him that it's not wrong to be gay, but they don't all have to be gay to say that.

Comments

[ancarett]

Make them all bi, whatever. But once in a while, at least some of the characters have to have standard PIV sex, if only to make babies.

That's what mpreg is for! No icky girl cooties needed!

[conuly]

Apparently.

[plaid-slytherin.livejournal.com]

And I always angst whenever I write slash that it's too much of a coincidence for the two characters I'm pairing together to both be gay...

[conuly]

Well, y'know, I'll give you your bit of artistic license. Just so long as random school friends aren't all dropping by to say "Yup, me, I'm gay too!"

[darkpoole.livejournal.com]

Is it okay if they're all living in a gay wizarding town of 50 people?

[conuly]

Only if the killer is always Voldie.

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

Coloroy. Straight is not ok if all the people the straight ones are shagging are directly and closely realted to each other.
For example, its not Ok to have ginny use magic to ensure she gives birth to non identical twins, each one sired by a different twin brother. While horribly underaged.
DO NOT WANT.

Potterfic. Sticking its horrible apendages into my brain since 1999

[conuly]

Corollary? (I'm asking because I want to confirm, not because I want to insult.)

And oddly enough, incest-fic doesn't disturb my sense of right and wrong as much as everybody-is-gay syndrome does. It squicks me out, but it doesn't make me think the world has been turned upside down.

(Everybody-is-straight syndrome also makes me question people's views of the world, just so you know. Just a little less, since it tends to be the default worldview, for worse or worser.)

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

As allways, I defer to your spelling, for you have grasped my phoenetic intent. ;)

[conuly]

I had to google to confirm the spelling - at first, I made a similar mistake to yours. Don't tell.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

This is also pretty much what happens in a lot of LJ RP too.

[ancarett]

Make them all bi, whatever. But once in a while, at least some of the characters have to have standard PIV sex, if only to make babies.

That's what mpreg is for! No icky girl cooties needed!

[conuly]

Apparently.

[plaid-slytherin.livejournal.com]

And I always angst whenever I write slash that it's too much of a coincidence for the two characters I'm pairing together to both be gay...

[conuly]

Well, y'know, I'll give you your bit of artistic license. Just so long as random school friends aren't all dropping by to say "Yup, me, I'm gay too!"

[darkpoole.livejournal.com]

Is it okay if they're all living in a gay wizarding town of 50 people?

[conuly]

Only if the killer is always Voldie.

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

Coloroy. Straight is not ok if all the people the straight ones are shagging are directly and closely realted to each other.
For example, its not Ok to have ginny use magic to ensure she gives birth to non identical twins, each one sired by a different twin brother. While horribly underaged.
DO NOT WANT.

Potterfic. Sticking its horrible apendages into my brain since 1999

[conuly]

Corollary? (I'm asking because I want to confirm, not because I want to insult.)

And oddly enough, incest-fic doesn't disturb my sense of right and wrong as much as everybody-is-gay syndrome does. It squicks me out, but it doesn't make me think the world has been turned upside down.

(Everybody-is-straight syndrome also makes me question people's views of the world, just so you know. Just a little less, since it tends to be the default worldview, for worse or worser.)

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

As allways, I defer to your spelling, for you have grasped my phoenetic intent. ;)

[conuly]

I had to google to confirm the spelling - at first, I made a similar mistake to yours. Don't tell.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

This is also pretty much what happens in a lot of LJ RP too.