So, my birthday is still coming.
Jan. 21st, 2006 03:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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I think I'll celebrate by doing some of Jenn's laundry. Because she hasn't had time, and the baby's out of clean clothes. I mean *out* of clean clothes. Ana's not doing so great either.
And perhaps I'll buy her some groceries. Not for her, but for me during the day, since Jenn hasn't done her shopping yet either. I'm thinking 10 pounds of potatoes (I love potatoes), a few dozen eggs (I love eggs), some pasta (I love pasta), some peanut butter sandwich stuff (I love peanut butter sandwiches), some fruit (I love fruit) and some applesauce or yogurt (I hate it, but it's portable and the kid likes it). That shouldn't cost me *that* much, should it?
Perhaps I'll also buy stuff for bagels and lox, and eat it in front of her and not let her have any. Because I'm mean.
I used that trick today to get Ana to eat her lunch. She didn't want to eat anything but popcorn or candy. Candy wasn't happening, and popcorn... it's a healthy snack, but not a meal. So I told her I'd eat her applesauce, and I was glad she didn't want it, because it was *mine* and She Couldn't Have Any. *laughs* Her "small bite" turned into the whole damn thing, a trick she repeated over the chickpeas. The weak are easy to control.
Oh, and if anybody has a spare $450, Jenn somehow can't pay her fuel bill. I know *I* have been turning the heat off in that apartment most days - I find that even with the heat ostensibly off, it's just too hot in there most of the time.
Oh, and if anybody knows how I can KILL HER UPS GUY, that'd be great. The guy is a complete incompetant. Ask me why we didn't go anywhere Thursday....
And perhaps I'll buy her some groceries. Not for her, but for me during the day, since Jenn hasn't done her shopping yet either. I'm thinking 10 pounds of potatoes (I love potatoes), a few dozen eggs (I love eggs), some pasta (I love pasta), some peanut butter sandwich stuff (I love peanut butter sandwiches), some fruit (I love fruit) and some applesauce or yogurt (I hate it, but it's portable and the kid likes it). That shouldn't cost me *that* much, should it?
Perhaps I'll also buy stuff for bagels and lox, and eat it in front of her and not let her have any. Because I'm mean.
I used that trick today to get Ana to eat her lunch. She didn't want to eat anything but popcorn or candy. Candy wasn't happening, and popcorn... it's a healthy snack, but not a meal. So I told her I'd eat her applesauce, and I was glad she didn't want it, because it was *mine* and She Couldn't Have Any. *laughs* Her "small bite" turned into the whole damn thing, a trick she repeated over the chickpeas. The weak are easy to control.
Oh, and if anybody has a spare $450, Jenn somehow can't pay her fuel bill. I know *I* have been turning the heat off in that apartment most days - I find that even with the heat ostensibly off, it's just too hot in there most of the time.
Oh, and if anybody knows how I can KILL HER UPS GUY, that'd be great. The guy is a complete incompetant. Ask me why we didn't go anywhere Thursday....
