For Jenn....

[conuly]

On boob whipping, the next Olympic sport!

Comments

[moggymania.livejournal.com]

I agree with some of the gals there, I could certainly whip mine out (but perhaps not by coincidence, like most of them I haven't had them used by an infant)…

On the other hand, based on the woman in front of me at the movies on Christmas, it'd be entirely feasible to have “obnoxious gross sucking sounds” as a new breastfeeding sport. Yuck.

[conuly]

The obnoxious gross sucking sounds are not, mihi, the sounds of babies eating (though the way I put that just sounds wrong), but the sounds of people who have paid $10 to go to the movies and practically have sex in the seats. Ew indeed.

[stejcruetekie.livejournal.com]

I've been wanting to do that for years now... just yet another experience I've been deprieved of in my youth...

[maladaptive.livejournal.com]

Trust me. Babies nursing can make some of the nastiest sucking sounds ever, that would point the sloppiest of blow jobs to shame.

*shudder*

[maladaptive.livejournal.com]

Put, not point. WTF, brain, WTF.

[conuly]

You can't convince me, for the simple fact that I don't find the sounds of babies eating to be unpleasant.