Miserable weather...

[conuly]

It's normal for us to get some mugginess in the summer, but this is getting absurd. It's not muggy, it's just damp, and it's so damp that even a reasonable distance inland, like we are, I can still smell the pervasive odor of seawater. That's fine at the beach, on a nice sunny day, but I don't like to have it all day, every day, in my own home. And it's not hot, and it's not cold, either. Having the fan on is too cool, having it off is oppressive and there's no breeze. And stepping outside is like going into a very thin bath, which is hardly better than being inside. And my hair's... surprisingly neat, considering the mess it usually is, but that's not the point. And the foghorn, day in, day out, whooo whooo whooo, and I'm going mad, I tell you, simply mad.

Does anybody someplace dry want to invite me for a visit? I promise not to be too much of a bother.