So, that bacon cheddar ranch commercial...

[conuly]

For those who (happily) haven't seen it, it's vaguely akin to what I've seen of Japanese commercials, but... not.

Some guy (who apparently is Hootie) is standing in a very fake cowboy outfit, and he starts to sing, to the tune of Big Rock Candy Mountain...

Well, I can't type out the lyrics. The full commercial (which I'd never seen, lucky me) can be found here. It's really scary. The scariest part of it, though, is that the sandwich actually sounds really good, but I can't fucking get one because of that stupid commercial!!!! Argh.

And I know I'm slow, but it was in The Boondocks today, so. If you really want the lyrics, they're here.

Edit: So, wait, did none of you connect lyrics to images? You didn't realize that the woman with the huge cleavage appears with the line "the breasts they grow on trees", or that the women showing off their butts appear with the "train of women coming with a nice caboose" line?

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[conuly]

I don't know that most of my family has *seen* the commercial. I thought it was pretty obvious, though, and it came up in a few places online.

[phibby.livejournal.com]

*shrug* Maybe it's just my family.

You've gotten me curious, so now I've got to Google this and see what pops up about it. :P