My god...

[conuly]

This kind of crap gets published? IT USES WOLFSPEAK, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Orbs! ORBS!

I'm very scared. I want my bearybear back.

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[codeman38.livejournal.com]

I can't help it. This is my favorite half paragraph in the book. Those 6 foot tall furry glowing eyeballs do it to me every time. But I digress...

::snerk::

Wow, someone ought to submit that as a honorary candidate for the Bulwer-Lytton Awards (http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/).

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

Egads. I just stumbled across the author's press release (http://www.prweb.com/releases/2003/8/prweb76600.htm), which is just as horribly written.