So, the Maid on the Shore has successfully hoodwinked the rapist captain and his rapist crew

[conuly]

and sung them all to sleep and stolen all their hoarded gold and jewels and, idk, silk and spices and shit, and then she rows back to shore... using a broadsword? I mean, doesn't the boat already have oars? Actual oars, which will work better for their intended purpose? She doesn't need to jury-rig something, she can just steal his sword and row back in the normal way!

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Comments

[thewayne]

Classic!  My wife and I used to duet Stan on road trips while driving.  I've been singing two songs of late: a set of alt lyrics to Ringo's Your Sixteen that I wrote (and perform in Lord of the Rings Online), and Poco's Crazy Love.