Unless I'm missing the joke in Spanish
May. 11th, 2025 12:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conulyit looks like they didn't even try here. But I guess "composing entirely new jokes and punchlines" is outside the job description.
Admittedly, the joke's not that funny in English either.
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Scientists once thought only humans could bob to music. Ronan the sea lion helped prove them wrong
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Newark air traffic controllers briefly lost contact with planes (which has resulted in multiple employees going on trauma leave)
Iran had imperial ambitions in Syria. Secret embassy papers show why it failed
Deadly Syria clashes continue for second day outside Damascus (Article from last week)
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India strikes Pakistan over tourist killings, Pakistan says it will retaliate
Hamas says 'no point' to talks as Israel plans expanded Gaza offensive
U.S. will stop bombing Yemen after Houthis "capitulated," Trump says
The Hallucinating ChatGPT Presidency (That's what I've been saying!)
Pete Hegseth orders 20% reduction of top officers in the military (Did they pull this number out of the same ass they pulled their tariffs from?)
Admittedly, the joke's not that funny in English either.
Scientists once thought only humans could bob to music. Ronan the sea lion helped prove them wrong
To Win This Contest, Just Squawk Like a Seagull
Young bats learn to be discriminating when listening for their next meal
The surprising evolution of monotremes, the weirdest animals on Earth
Chinese singles are looking for love in video chats — with thousands following along in real time
How Texas Made the Old West Even Wilder and Bloodier
Homeland Security chief says travelers with no REAL ID can fly for now, but with likely extra steps
Charted: What the World’s Paying for Eggs (I just love the graphic)
'We were happy to be invited', only survivor of toxic mushroom lunch tells court
'Never kneel': China taps Korean War and AI memes to hit back at Trump
Newark air traffic controllers briefly lost contact with planes (which has resulted in multiple employees going on trauma leave)
Iran had imperial ambitions in Syria. Secret embassy papers show why it failed
Deadly Syria clashes continue for second day outside Damascus (Article from last week)
Decades After Nike Promised Sweatshop Reforms, Workers in This Factory Were Still Fainting
India strikes Pakistan over tourist killings, Pakistan says it will retaliate
Hamas says 'no point' to talks as Israel plans expanded Gaza offensive
U.S. will stop bombing Yemen after Houthis "capitulated," Trump says
The Hallucinating ChatGPT Presidency (That's what I've been saying!)
Pete Hegseth orders 20% reduction of top officers in the military (Did they pull this number out of the same ass they pulled their tariffs from?)
