Two random internet comments with absolutely no context

[conuly]

1. My neighbor liked this song so much he threw a brick through my window to hear it better.

2. A: Yeah I'm tone deaf in the sense that I'm really bad at distinguishing musical pitch, but I have no problem distinguishing tone in Punjabi or Mohawk (tonal contrasts exist only on stressed syllables)."
B: Most Southern Ontario comment of 2025
A: I've been clocked

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Comments

[minoanmiss]

#1 makes perfect sense to me as a New Yorker.

[conuly]

LOL

[minoanmiss]

:D

[steorra]

"Five people survive 36 hours surrounded by alligators after plane crashes into swamp in Amazon"

Something was niggling at me as I read this article, so I looked it up:
True alligators don't live in the Amazon. Various kinds of caimans do (including the black caiman, which is larger than the American alligator). And a couple kinds of crocodile live in northern South America (not sure their range technically goes into the Amazon, certainly not into Bolivia). So I'm guessing the "alligators" in question are actually black caimans.

[conuly]

Thank you, Professor Twist!